asian:

do girls check out guy’s butts because i have a nice butt tbh

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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castiels-feathery-butt:

when he cums inside u

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resurgance:

me when i have more than $20

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shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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